sage
“A small squid tries to disguise itself as the color of a hand”
Where did he go? 😳
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Personally I think I’m shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12
(via radicalseabies)
when I get rejected by another job
Bald eagle nests are generally 5 feet wide and 3 feet deep. The largest recorded bald eagle nest 9.5 feet in diameter, 20 feet deep and weighed almost 6,000 pounds (Source)
god i thought this was a bernie meme
Give it ten minutes.
You rang?
It’s been a year
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You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t
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tbh.. life really IS like the sims..
wake up.. make sandwich… pee.. wazdee zanoopdul.
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